Archive for March, 2011


Episode 18: Gladiators

Guests: Joey, Nukemoose, Austin, John (BapFap), Bill (T-Box), Justin (Crazium)

 
Yep, so it’s one of the “combat” episodes I mentioned earlier. I think it went well, so it seems safe to say that there will be more in the future, given proper planning. Anyway, not much to say about this. Last update was too long anyway!

Also, there’s going to be at least one more episode of the podcast this week. And it’s speeeeeecial. Hopefully??

Enjoy!

 
(All of the episodes can be listened to/downloaded here.)  
 

Episode 17: Code Red

Guests: Joey, Tom.Van, Arjy, T-Box, my siblings, Tom’s sibling, EVERYBODY’S SIBLING

 
Hurray for absurdly long episodes! This one conveniently goes through three distinct “phases,” making it really easy for me to cut it into cute, entertaining “parts” like I did with Episode 12. But that would have taken work, so I didn’t bother. I have games to play! Which I discuss in the episode! World of Goo. Yep.

Anyway, this was supposed to be the episode where Jessabear came on and “defended herself” from… whatever it was she apparently needed defending from. But I had issues travelling home for spring break, so it was just me and the two new golden boys of the podcast, Arjy and Bill, shooting the shit with Joey and whatnot. It’s pretty nice, but even I haven’t developed the ability to make every second of these three-hour behemoths entertaining. Besides, you know, editing. But who wants that?? Seriously though, if people really want these to be edited in the future, I’ll certainly consider it, so let me know– 
 

~MAGICAL SEGUE~
 

on the new Facebook page!!! Which could use a half-decent placeholder image… maybe you’ll make it??
 

Fiiiiinally, we have the return of Such Grand Wonderful Additional Material! There’s… a lot…

The moral victor of Joey’s photoshop contest… of himself.
Yep…
And the others…
Joey and Kid’s comic, The Common Man.
Joey’s ludicrously gargantuan Omegle troll.
Hey let’s analyze Bob Dylan.
The old man who rants about video games who T-box mentioned.

And an exciting Before/After, courtesy of Austin, Joe and my innovative greatness.
 
 
 
Not bad, but could use some pizazz.
 
 
 
Much better.

 

I’m scheming up some good stuff for this week, so “look forward to that” or whatever! Also, I’m working on actually giving all of the episodes titles. Which are mainly just the titles I use for their blog entries. So that’s something.

Anyway, enjoy and whatnot!

 
(All of the episodes can be listened to/downloaded here.)  
 

Episode 16: Serious

 
Mmmmmm, finally. For the first time in recent memory, some legitimate drama has occurred on the Brofist Forums. And it involves me!! Two of the only previously pro-Kristoph members on the site (Tony and Jessabear, who haven’t been on the podcast), made me angry enough with their opinions to dispense some of my self-righteous judgmental wrath. So, like the gracious host that I am, I set up an extended interview! With T-Box, who has nothing to do with any of this, and in fact was never aware of it in the first place.
 
Anyway, this episode is just me bitching a lot about Tony and Jessa, trying desperately not to anger the guests or listeners with my excessive milking of an ultimately benign situation. Fortunately, T-Box is the greatest guest ever, waiting patiently through my crazed poetic rants about truth and justice and politely suggesting topics in the interim between my relentless spewing and Austin’s barbaric microphone distortions. Plus, he’s actually the first person to ever request to be on the podcast! Fifteen episodes later, I’m sort of wishing he had had a working microphone right off the bat.

Make no mistake, he will have entrance music.

 

Enjoy the yelling!

 
(All of the episodes can be listened to/downloaded here.)  
 

Episode 15: Superstars

 
So this episode features Arjy, longtime Brofist/KKF member and probably one of the most popular too. Also: Luke, who most recently could be seen refusing to be on the podcast at all, and, less recently, drinking himself into a coma prior to my birthday episode. What I’m trying to say here is that this is, Austin notwithstanding, probably the closest TOACP has ever come to featuring anything resembling a “celebrity.” I’m waiting, Cosgrove.
 

Everything, from forum stuff and video games to drugs and attitude problems, is discussed. Not discussed: Charlie Sheen. I am a class act and do not need to resort to such banalities to pad out my show’s content (take that, The View).

That being said, feel free to stop by the show, Charlie. I legitimately consider myself a better person (“winner”) than you, and, as one of your newest and biggest nemeses, would gladly stoop to a nice little war of words with you. Nothing too serious. A smattering of drug-fueled rants about dark magicks here, a couple appeals to the active volcano of cognitive sustenance that is Straight Edge there. Let’s make something beautiful, Charlie!

 

Also, my archive.org account is working wonderfully again! So, the episodes will continue to be uploaded there for the foreseeable future.

Enjoy!

 
(All of the episodes can be listened to/downloaded here.)